? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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