No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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