Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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