honey bunches of taint.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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