It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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