so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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