i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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