so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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