I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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