"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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