who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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