make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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