dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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