just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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