Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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