I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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