Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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