Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
