I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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