ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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