There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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