TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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