i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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