have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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