the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
