Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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