Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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