yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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