Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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