think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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