from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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