Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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