please come you make the beer taste better
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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