its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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