Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
it hurts more in the daytime
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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