i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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