I'm laying in your front yard are you home
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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