are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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