This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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