What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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