You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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