I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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