There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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