Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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