I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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