OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
last night I used snow as a chaser
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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