Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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