i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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