check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Dick very happy bro
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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