Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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